Zaknafein's reaction to Drizzt's Unicorn

After a heartfelt emotional reunion of hugs and tears; Drizzt and his Father Zakenfein set out with the combination of the companions and Jarlaxle's allies to join the massive battle. As the group gathered their various mounts, Drizzt called upon Adar his magical unicorn mount.  Zakenfein’s eyes popped out of his head, jaw dropped then his expression quickly changes to stupefied and shakes his head in denial

“ YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! NO DRIZZT NO! Are you a Drow or aren't you? He’s not horrible but a unicorn no way or I’m a surface elf with a sun tan.”

Drizzt stared at his father at a loss and offended.
“I assure you he can be fierce in battle”.
"Son if you didn't have a wife I’d have to wonder about you. You have a unicorn Goddess and mount and carry a sword named twinkle.”

Drizzt glared at Zak
“Dear father what are you getting at?”

Zak chuckled
"What are you going do next my boy, put your hair pretty braids with bows?"

Drizzt on the verge of outburst challenged Zak in a sparing match to show his father he was still very much the worrier he trained all those years ago.

When the sparing match was over pretty much ending in a draw,  Zak looked at Jarlaxle and says “This is your doing isn't it????!!!!!!!!!!!! And points towards the Unicorn.

The Mercenary shrugged and adjusted his eye patch
"My dear old friend, I ride a nightmare for Lolth sake. How could you blame me of that?"

Zak put his hand on his old comrades shoulder and exclaimed with a hearty chuckle “I have known you long enough to realize everything is your fault in one way or another”

Jarlaxle said with a sly smile "Would you like me to get you one too? That way father and son can match?"

Zak stared hard at his old friend

The eccentric dwarf Athrogate surely enjoying the whole scenario belts out "If a man loves the horn, he's suren to ride a unicorn! BWHAHAHAHAHA Snort !!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAH

Everyone but Drizzt joins in on the laughter